Naked Gun 33 1\3: The Final Insult Page #4

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I warned you against working again.

You white Anglo male!

Jane, it was nothing.

I was only doing Ed a small favor.

Some retirement! I'm leaving. I never

thought you'd go back on your word.

- Aren't you being a little hasty?

- I don't think so.

That's the cab.

You can reach me at Louise's.

How could you? We need

some time apart to think about us.

I'm not going to think.

Why now? I love you.

Look, I am what I am,

and I do what I do.

Some make shoelaces,

some make a living neutering animals.

- I am a cop.

- Pretty speech.

My mind is made up, I'm leaving!

All right, then take this with you.

I guess you know

how my lips feel about things.

Goodbye, Frank.

Your listening to K.S.A.D.

All depressing, all the time.

Here's a dedication to Frank

from Jane calling from a taxi.

You not only shoot blanks,

you leave the door open,

letting the heat out.

Were you born in a barn?

He wouldn't do any more police work.

Once a cop, always a cop.

- He's married to his work, not me.

- You'll come second.

There's an article in Cosmo,

"Why All Men Are Pigs". Read it!

Frank's just another word for "loser".

I never want to see him again.

I want to get far away from here.

We'll go to my friend's cabin.

The fresh air will do you good.

Go easy!

That's your second bottle of Chanel.

This is the beginning

of a new Jane Spencer-Drebin.

No more Miss Perky

who devoted her life to one man.

I'm out for the new me.

Let's burn rubber!

- Have you forgotten anything?

- I hope not.

Calm down. How many bodies

did you find in your pool?

In this state killing a gang member

is only an $18 fine.

- Frank! Glad you could make it.

- Welcome, buddy.

- Nordberg, Ed.

- Did you find Tanya's address?

I wrote it down on a hanky,

and I can't remember what I did with it.

- I'm getting rusty.

- That could happen to anybody.

I brought you some of

"Frank's Never Fail Fudge".

- Go on about your business.

- Smells great.

- I'll stay out of your hair.

- It'll be just like...

Frank, let me get that.

We have a surprise for you.

In honor of your 30 years

on the force. Nordberg!

Oh, boy. This is really great.

Thank you, guys.

It might cheer you up.

We heard about you and Jane.

Jane, Jane...

The name will always remind me of her.

I feel bad about this.

If there's anything you need?

- Like Dr. Kevorkian's home number.

- Nordberg, put it together!

- We're here for you.

- Thanks.

- Look who's here. Nice to see you.

- Ted.

- I have data for you on the bomb.

- What did you find out?

- The explosive is a very fine powder.

- It tastes like...

That's fertilizer. It's for another case.

This is what I'm talking about.

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